My theory of why Fred Phelps was such a miserable fuck -
The Mongolian dwarf he hooked up with in that Hoboken NJ rest area in 1979 gave Fred a mutant strain of anal herpes that destroyed his rectum so badly that it forced his shit to back up and come out all other bodily orfices.....
I mean seriously - did you ever see the look on his face? I dunno what else could explain it....
It's a working theory..
The Mongolian dwarf he hooked up with in that Hoboken NJ rest area in 1979 gave Fred a mutant strain of anal herpes that destroyed his rectum so badly that it forced his shit to back up and come out all other bodily orfices.....
I mean seriously - did you ever see the look on his face? I dunno what else could explain it....
It's a working theory..
