The Beer Prayer
Our larger, which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those
Who have spilt upon us.
And lead us not into hangover,
But deliver us from incarceration.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter, and the lager. Barmen.
Boru
Our larger, which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those
Who have spilt upon us.
And lead us not into hangover,
But deliver us from incarceration.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter, and the lager. Barmen.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
