(October 8, 2020 at 8:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A nudist from Nottingham Gate
Was pushed in the pond by his mate.
A carp swimming by
Looked and said with a sigh,
‘Would you look what they’re using for bait!’
Boru
Oh, so it's Limericks, is it?

A horny young girl named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.