My United Pentecostal dad is so often exclaiming all the wonderful things God does for him. Sure, his third wife (also Pentecostal) left him and he doesn't have a pension or retirement savings; but he gets the warm glow of knowing his haters are in or going to hell. That would include his first wife, my mom, who was the wrong kind of Pentecostal (Assembly of God).
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.