RE: The Last Movie You Watched
October 19, 2020 at 9:08 pm
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2020 at 9:13 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(October 19, 2020 at 8:55 pm)Eleven Wrote:(October 19, 2020 at 8:51 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Not only are they all real movies, but they all come free with Amazon Prime.
I know Amazon Prime has some spectacularly bad movies, but how the heck did you find so many bad ones?
Since it is October, go with this one:
30 Days of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Wherein Craig Moss decides to take the formula pioneered by Seltzer and Friedberg and do it even worse.)
1) I used the same exact source I've been using for the Deep Hurting Project all along: TVTropes' So Bad It's Horrible/Film lists. And, bear in mind, that's just the comedies. Not counting Attack Force, I also have two dramas (although one may just be a dark comedy that's not funny, but the latter is an anti-rock Fundie screed), ten horror movies (with "masterpieces" like Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark, MST3K alumnus The Beast of Yucca Flats, pseudo-true-crime The Haunting of Sharon Tate, the bizarre moral Own Goal of a movie that is The Life Zone, and one-time I Hate Everything worst movie of all time Shark Exorcist), and six kids' movies (including David DeCoteau's magnum opus A Talking Cat?!). I just like to cycle between genres.
2) Just for the record, the (wherein) subtitles are not actually part of the movie's official title, just a humourous summation of the defining flaws of the movie, although in the case of Lower Learning, I just ended up summarising the plot.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.