joke time

[The Valkyrie]

A pair of cops are standing with a dog outside a bar in Glasgow.

Suddenly, a man leaves the bar, bends down, lifts the dog's tail, has a quick look and disappears back into the bar.

The two cops, look at each other. The dog looks puzzled.

"What was that about?" Asks one of the cops.

"No idea," replies his partner.

They shake off the incident and continue to watch the traffic go by.

A few minutes later, another man sneaks out of the bar, lifts the dog's tail, has a careful look, and slinks back into the bar.

Again the cops look at each other, puzzled.

The dog looks violated.

"What the fuck?" Asks the first cop.

The second cop just shrugs.

A few minutes later a third man sneaks out of the bar and is about to lift the dog's tail when the first cop stops him.

"Okay, that's enough. What the hell is going on?" Demands the first cop.

"There's a guy in the bar who keeps telling us that there's a dog outside with two arseholes."

"Get the fuck out of here!" Yells the first cop.

The drunk runs off down the street.

The cops look at each other. Then the first one bends down and lifts the dog's tail.