Random Thoughts

[arewethereyet]

I got an unsolicited text today asking if I was serious in slimming 60 pounds within 30 days.

I responded that I would weigh around 50 pounds if I did that.

My new friend doesn't seem to have anything else to say.

Like the skunkfuck that called wanting to sell me an extended car warranty.

And the "newest" car we own is old enough to vote.

Got one of those calls a couple days ago.  I told the woman I don't have a car in my name so I really didn't think that was a good purchase on my part.