Don't hand me this garbage, FIST BUMP!
November 4, 2020 at 10:03 am
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2020 at 10:04 am by Brian37.)
A little backstory first. When I first moved into where I live now, my garbage collection happened on Thursday on an average time of 11 to noon. But a few years ago they switched to Wednesday to early am. I admit I am fucking lazy, so with the new plan, I often miss putting my bin out on time. Yes I know, "Brian, why the fuck don't you put it out the night before"......Ok did you miss the part where I said I was lazy?
Ok, fast forward to just a few moments ago, I often confuse school bus noises with trash collector vehicle noises. So I heard big vehicle noises, and realized I had seconds to rush my bin to the street for my garbage to be collected on time.
So I made a joke with the collector, "I am always slow on the uptake", because he saw me rushing the bin to the street. He smiled, and I commented " Isn't it sad that we live in a nation with a leader who behaves in the same manor as the dictators they claim to hate?'
He smiled and gave me a fist bump.
Ok, fast forward to just a few moments ago, I often confuse school bus noises with trash collector vehicle noises. So I heard big vehicle noises, and realized I had seconds to rush my bin to the street for my garbage to be collected on time.
So I made a joke with the collector, "I am always slow on the uptake", because he saw me rushing the bin to the street. He smiled, and I commented " Isn't it sad that we live in a nation with a leader who behaves in the same manor as the dictators they claim to hate?'
He smiled and gave me a fist bump.
