They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand...

[Doubting Thomas]

Texas lawmaker proposes a $100 masturbation fine

A Texas lawmaker is proposing a bill that would require men to be masters of their own domain ... or be prepared to unload $100 in fines.
Jessica Farrar, a Democratic state representative, reportedly filed House Bill 4260 ... which proposes that in addition to masturbation fines it would require rectal exams before getting a vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.
Jessica called her bill "satirical" in an effort to underscore the healthcare restrictions women face in Texas under GOP led lawmakers. In particular, she points out there are fines for "emissions outside a woman's vagina," and all potential abortion patients must read "A Woman's Right to Know."
She defended her bill, saying ... "Texans deserve to be treated with the same amount of respect when making healthcare decisions, regardless of their gender."
No denying, Texas would make money hand over fist ... so to speak.

[vorlon13]

I could go to Texas and offer my services at a substantial savings over the fines . . .

[Aoi Magi]

ooh, with that much earning, texas alone should be able to cover the cost of the entire wall

[The Valkyrie]

Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

[Pat Mustard]

Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".

[The Valkyrie]

Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".

I like that!

[brewer]

How about if I just retrograde ejaculate?

[KUSA]

it would require rectal exams before getting a vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.

Isn't that a violation of my 4th amendment rights pertaining to unreasonable searches and seizures?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I could go to Texas and offer my services at a substantial savings over the fines . . .

If I went to Texas, I'd have to have three jobs just to keep up with fines and court costs. *rimshot*

Boru

[vorlon13]

Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.

They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"

They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".

Every sperm IS sacred.

It pains me to know how many are wasted everyday.

And I'm looking at you, ladies!  It only takes 1 to conceive.  No reason you can't send me the other 149,999,999.


Dammit . . . .