RE: A very clever alien..
November 13, 2020 at 1:52 pm
(This post was last modified: November 13, 2020 at 1:56 pm by Sal.)
(November 12, 2020 at 7:55 pm)Klorophyll Wrote: Hi there,
Stop the silly stuff you're doing there. Just imagine some extremely high IQ alien, for whom QM and relativity are kindergarten stuff. This clever alien was able to figure out all our major advances in mathematics instantly. For our alien, following arguments and deducing things is a piece of cake. Earlier today, the alien announced that he reached the absolute best explanation of all observable phenomena in the universe, he even proved that his Theory of Everything cannot be improved any further.
Our same alien asked his wife this night to make dinner for him, as his research work is taking all of his waking time. She wasn't there when he returned home. Feeling completely exhausted, he fell asleep for some minutes, woke up and went for his long-awaited meal.
It appears one of his two kids mercilessly swallowed it. After he confronted them, they simply said : any formal proof that we ate your dinner, sir ? He thought long and hard and couldn't come up with any conclusive proof, that one (or two?) of his kids, as a personal, intelligent agent, went on and devoured his dinner. He just kept asking himself, banging his head, his deduction machine, really hard against the wall : what's wrong with me? I know that these bastards are the possible explanation for my meal's sudden disappearence.. But they're pressing me for some hardcore syllogism with them in the conclusion..? Did these fools really outsmart me ?
Can any atheist here help the alien, and back his kids into a corner?
You just made a really fucking long-winded Appeal to Authority (the very very very smart alien being so bloody cool or because of 'intelligence' or some shit) coupled with an Argument from Ignorance (he can't prove a negative assertion, big whoop, no one can, neither your very very very smart alien). Try again, fool.
Maybe someday, just maybe, you'll start trying out this shit with a bowling team, and how your interpretation of your particular god image plays better bowling and gets strikes all the time at every throw down the lane. Just maybe, you'll actually test out if your delusions matter. I'm going all-in that you never will, and you'll die just as clueless as this OP.
(November 12, 2020 at 8:12 pm)Klorophyll Wrote:(November 12, 2020 at 8:04 pm)brewer Wrote: He does not need a formal proof. Superglue bags to the kids asses and analyze their shit during the next 6 to 48 hours.
Fuck me. Am I smart or what. Bring on the QM.
Good attempt. Unfortunately, the alien kids have some high tech gastrointestinal tract, they discharge their feces instantly. So, their father came too late.
Ad hoc.
(November 12, 2020 at 8:17 pm)Klorophyll Wrote:(November 12, 2020 at 8:15 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: So he will simply make shit up as he goes along to negate any evidence. Lol, you can disprove anything when you can simply make things up to change scenarios on the fly.
I don't care. The alien father is a deduction machine. You atheists should find your way out of this mess with deduction only.
Shifting the Burden of Proof, as well as Fallacy fallacy. Got more?
