A very clever alien..

[Sal]

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You just made a really fucking long-winded Appeal to Authority (the very very very smart alien being so bloody cool or because of 'intelligence' or some shit) coupled with an Argument from Ignorance (he can't prove a negative assertion, big whoop, no one can, neither your very very very smart alien). Try again, fool.

I suggest you take it easy. You're butchering these fallacy terms, really. There is no appeal to authority involved, I am overemphasizing his reasoning skills which couldn't help him when confronting his kids. There is no argument from ignorance either, he's actually trying to prove a positive assertion, that one of his kids actually ate the dinner, a very plausible assertion, and the most reasonable one if he's sure no one broke into his house or something similar.

Ad hoc.

What's so "ad hoc" about your kid going to the toilet and flushing his damn feces before you get home ? I mean seriously.

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Shifting the Burden of Proof, as well as Fallacy fallacy. Got more?

Take a deep breath, pal. And re-read this garbage before sending it. Emptying one's intestines is usually not labeled as "fallacy".

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All I'm seeing in your retarded reply is diversion into a beta-bitch sorry ass emotional appeal, when you can't even recognize logical fallacies apart from your own asshole.

Try again, foo', and get fucked, as-in I mean actually do the necessary steps in attempting to get laid, fool, with another human being - and get fucking wrecked when you're casually dismissed as a pathetic & undeserving to get your dick wet. Afraid? You better be.