(November 25, 2020 at 2:56 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: LOL. My grandfather was being held on suspicion of murdering people with a claw hammer - and my grandmother was the first person he met with a faster car than his on bail.
Between you and I and Ogg and the internet...he was absolutely guilty of beating those white bread pieces of shit to death with a hammer but he insists it was a ballpeen, so they they had the facts wrong. My grandmothers overwhelming white-land-owning-indiana-ness shielded him from further scrutiny.
//and so it was that I came to be, and so it is that I don't have a single ball-peen hammer. Needless temptation.
At least you’ve got the story.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax


