Well, since we are just reposting poems...
I woke up one morning and next to my bed,
a very strange thing my own severed head,
I picked it up and what could be found,
my left and right arm lying there on the ground,
and what I saw, it made me sick,
for in my right hand was my erect dick,
I looked further on and there were my legs,
held to the ground by two wooden pegs,
I said I was sick but what made me more so,
was that against the wall I saw my torso,
all on the ground was gore and glop,
because out of my body my organs had flopped,
I suddenly woke and the truth that I found,
I had fallen in a pool and there I had drowned.
I woke up one morning and next to my bed,
a very strange thing my own severed head,
I picked it up and what could be found,
my left and right arm lying there on the ground,
and what I saw, it made me sick,
for in my right hand was my erect dick,
I looked further on and there were my legs,
held to the ground by two wooden pegs,
I said I was sick but what made me more so,
was that against the wall I saw my torso,
all on the ground was gore and glop,
because out of my body my organs had flopped,
I suddenly woke and the truth that I found,
I had fallen in a pool and there I had drowned.
