Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: I want a dragon.
Santa: Be serious.
Me: Ok, I want Donald Trump to start behaving rationally.
Santa: What colour dragon?
Boru
Me: I want a dragon.
Santa: Be serious.
Me: Ok, I want Donald Trump to start behaving rationally.
Santa: What colour dragon?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax