(December 7, 2020 at 6:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: I want a dragon.
Santa: Be serious.
Me: Ok, I want Donald Trump to start behaving rationally.
Santa: What colour dragon?
Boru
Every time I hear a variation of that joke I'm reminded of a really old skit from a TV show.
I can't remember the show.
Billy Connolly as god and Kenny Everett as an angel.
God is deciding what shape humans will be while the angel uses a flip chart to show various designs.
God rejects them all for various reasons, including a toucan fir being "too Jewish".
The final option is Leonardo da Vinci's famous image of a human in the circle (can't remember what it's called).
But it has Barry Manilow's face.
Everyone is horrified.
God says, "Go back to the Jewish one!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"