Random Thoughts

[onlinebiker]

Waking up asking "why" isn't nearly as bad as waking up asking "who?"....

True story about dodging the ‘who’ bullet. Woke up next to a VERY pretty girl and could not, for the life of me, remember her name. I had a few seconds of that gut feeling where you just KNOW she’s going to open her eyes and smile, and you’re going to blurt out, ‘Hey, um, you.’ 

Then, without waking up, she raised a hand to brush the hair out of her face - and she was wearing a charm bracelet that said ‘Carol’. Whew! Home free!

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Then the bitch woke up and called me ‘’Paul’.

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Boru

I once woke up with a real knockout... Model material.

I lay there marveling at my luck.....

She woke up - took one look at me and groaned "ohh gawd"....

I busted up laughing. i explained to her for me the situation was usually the other way around.....

Heh