A very clever alien..

[Pat Mustard]

Maybe I am just missing the point here, but I'm not really understanding what this hypothetical is intending to elucidate.  

Klorophyll is trying to get us to admit that he is the greatest person ever and that he and only he knows the truth and for us to throw ourselves at his feet begging for his mercy. It's the same thing he does every thread.

And with every other thread he fails miserably, because as you said, the attempt is dumb.