A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says, "You remind me of my little toe."
She smiles and asks, "Why? Is it because I'm petite, cute, and delicate?"
"No," he replies, "It's because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table about midnight."
She smiles and asks, "Why? Is it because I'm petite, cute, and delicate?"
"No," he replies, "It's because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table about midnight."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"