A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard when her neighbour walks over.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm burying my goldfish."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Why are you digging such a big hole for your goldfish?"
"Because it's in your fucking cat!"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm burying my goldfish."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Why are you digging such a big hole for your goldfish?"
"Because it's in your fucking cat!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"