Ever just HAD to laugh? Could not stop if they pointed a gun at your head?
.. One of mine...
I was working in a machine shop that specialized in injection molding. We had recently got a new shop foreman - "Crackhead Ted".
He was a halfassed machinist - who I had caught him smoking crack in the bathroom - and turned him in.
They sent him to a "Christian Rehab".
Then they made him foreman.
Don't expect me to explain it. I still don't get it.
..
So - we were on lunch in the break room - five or six guys - and through the window - we could see a woman get out of her car and begin walking up the sidewalk towards the building.
Crackhead Ted quipped - "Who's the snaggly cunt?" (a real charmer, him).
The newest guy in the shop, Marc (a week or two) retorted - "My WIFE".
.....
I busted up. I could not stop laughing at the look on Crackhead's face. The other guys had a time of it, trying not to laugh. Except Crackhead Ted, and Marc.
I still chuckle when I think of it.
He wasn't foreman for long.
.. One of mine...
I was working in a machine shop that specialized in injection molding. We had recently got a new shop foreman - "Crackhead Ted".
He was a halfassed machinist - who I had caught him smoking crack in the bathroom - and turned him in.
They sent him to a "Christian Rehab".
Then they made him foreman.
Don't expect me to explain it. I still don't get it.
..
So - we were on lunch in the break room - five or six guys - and through the window - we could see a woman get out of her car and begin walking up the sidewalk towards the building.
Crackhead Ted quipped - "Who's the snaggly cunt?" (a real charmer, him).
The newest guy in the shop, Marc (a week or two) retorted - "My WIFE".
.....
I busted up. I could not stop laughing at the look on Crackhead's face. The other guys had a time of it, trying not to laugh. Except Crackhead Ted, and Marc.
I still chuckle when I think of it.
He wasn't foreman for long.
