Me, "How did your date go?"
Him, "We argued at first and she stormed out
I ran into her a little later, we talked and, well...you know what they say about make up sex...?"
Me, "Yes. That all your sex is made up."
Him, "We argued at first and she stormed out
I ran into her a little later, we talked and, well...you know what they say about make up sex...?"
Me, "Yes. That all your sex is made up."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"