A policeman knocks on a woman's door.
When she answers, he holds up a picture and says, "Is this your husband?"
"Yes," she replies.
"I'm afraid it looks like he's been hit by a bus," the policeman says.
"I know, but he's great with the kids."
When she answers, he holds up a picture and says, "Is this your husband?"
"Yes," she replies.
"I'm afraid it looks like he's been hit by a bus," the policeman says.
"I know, but he's great with the kids."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"