Saddam Hussein's body doubles all meet in Baghdad after Saddam has been in a plane crash.
"There's good news and bad news," the security chief says.
"What's the good news," one of the body doubles asks.
"Saddam is alive," the security chief replies.
There are many shouts of "Allahu ackbar!" from the group.
When the shouts die down, one of the body-doubles asks, "And what's the bad news?"
"He lost an arm and a leg." Replies the security chief, pulling out an axe.
"There's good news and bad news," the security chief says.
"What's the good news," one of the body doubles asks.
"Saddam is alive," the security chief replies.
There are many shouts of "Allahu ackbar!" from the group.
When the shouts die down, one of the body-doubles asks, "And what's the bad news?"
"He lost an arm and a leg." Replies the security chief, pulling out an axe.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"