A teacher stands before her class and says, "Today, class, we're going to use sentences with the word 'contagious' in it. Who wants to go first?"
Jenny in the front row puts up her hand and says, "My daddy says we need to get vaccinated because covid is very contagious."
"Very good, Jenny. Who wants to go next?"
Timmy puts up his hand and says, "My mum says chicken pox is very contagious!"
"Yes it is, Timmy. Anyone else?"
Little Johnny in the back row puts his hand up and replies, "My dad took me for a walk and we saw this little old man painting a big house with a small paintbrush. My dad said, 'that'll take the old contagious.'"
Jenny in the front row puts up her hand and says, "My daddy says we need to get vaccinated because covid is very contagious."
"Very good, Jenny. Who wants to go next?"
Timmy puts up his hand and says, "My mum says chicken pox is very contagious!"
"Yes it is, Timmy. Anyone else?"
Little Johnny in the back row puts his hand up and replies, "My dad took me for a walk and we saw this little old man painting a big house with a small paintbrush. My dad said, 'that'll take the old contagious.'"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
