RE: joke time
February 15, 2021 at 8:58 am
(This post was last modified: February 15, 2021 at 8:59 am by The Valkyrie.)
Two nuns have been overseas where they bought too much duty free booze and cigarettes. They arrive back in their home country and approach the customs desk.
The older nun leads her companion to the "nothing to declare" line.
As they're waiting their turn, the younger nun asks, "What do we do if they ask about the booze and cigarettes?"
"Being a nun has its perks. When you get to the desk, just show them your cross," replies the older nun.
Finally their turn comes and the younger nun is called to the customs desk.
She walk up and immediately says, "Fuck off, ya wankers!"
The older nun leads her companion to the "nothing to declare" line.
As they're waiting their turn, the younger nun asks, "What do we do if they ask about the booze and cigarettes?"
"Being a nun has its perks. When you get to the desk, just show them your cross," replies the older nun.
Finally their turn comes and the younger nun is called to the customs desk.
She walk up and immediately says, "Fuck off, ya wankers!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
