Friend, "Beccs, have I ever told you that you're a good cook?"
Me, "Aww. No you haven't!"
Friend, "Then why the fuck do you keep doing it?"
Me, "Aww. No you haven't!"
Friend, "Then why the fuck do you keep doing it?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"