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Things not to say on a job interview.
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 18, 2021 at 1:19 pm
"My friends call me Five Fingers."

"I like to bid farewell to the customers with, "fuck you, have a shitty day".

Interview for bartender, " If your bottles are not measuring exactly to sales, it was because I was having  little nip."

Interview at Walmart, "I love unions."

Interview for public transportation, " Why do I have to have a clean driving record?"

Or, " Can I bring a cooler with a 6 pack with me?"

"I used to be a Trump staffer."
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Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 12, 2021 at 9:17 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Silver - February 12, 2021 at 9:19 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by no one - February 12, 2021 at 9:23 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 12, 2021 at 9:24 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2021 at 9:23 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2021 at 9:25 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2021 at 9:26 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2021 at 9:27 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Silver - February 12, 2021 at 9:30 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 12, 2021 at 9:37 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by polymath257 - February 12, 2021 at 9:34 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by no one - February 12, 2021 at 9:41 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 12, 2021 at 9:45 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2021 at 9:57 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 12, 2021 at 10:03 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2021 at 10:00 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by brewer - February 12, 2021 at 10:45 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by onlinebiker - February 12, 2021 at 10:51 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 12, 2021 at 11:03 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by brewer - February 12, 2021 at 11:13 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 12, 2021 at 11:15 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 12, 2021 at 2:05 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Fake Messiah - February 12, 2021 at 4:31 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2021 at 4:42 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2021 at 6:55 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Rev. Rye - February 12, 2021 at 11:22 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 13, 2021 at 12:03 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 12:26 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by no one - February 13, 2021 at 7:37 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 7:39 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 1:19 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 2:56 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 3:04 pm
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by onlinebiker - February 19, 2021 at 1:40 am
RE: Things not to say on a job interview. - by no one - February 19, 2021 at 1:52 am

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