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Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
#1
Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
I’ll go first.

Okay sweetie, you’re getting a little too riled up. Give me the bottle and sit down and I will give you a snackie
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#2
RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
"You are not hitting the toilet. "
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#3
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Use your big-boy words. You can do it.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#4
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I need those keys, you can't drive.

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#5
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"Suck on this"

*unbuttons blouse*
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#6
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[Image: tumblr_oxyc6w8f0Z1r4pkz0o1_400.jpg]

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#7
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Stop drinking, you’re going to wet the bed
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#8
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Puked and shit at the same time huh??

Bummer.
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#9
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Put the gun down, it's a parakeet, not a vampire bat.
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#10
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Hold my hand...ok, now up the step...one more step...I’m so PROUD of you!

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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