My school phoning my mother, "Your daughter is disruptive in class, never pays attention, is rude to her teachers, and swears like a sailor!"
My mother, "She's the same at home but do I call you and bitch about it??:
My mother, "She's the same at home but do I call you and bitch about it??:
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"