Paddy applies for a job at a building site.
"Can you brew tea, Paddy?" asks the foreman.
"Yes, I can!"
"Excellent. And can you drive a forklift?"
"How fucking big is your teapot?" asks Paddy.
"Can you brew tea, Paddy?" asks the foreman.
"Yes, I can!"
"Excellent. And can you drive a forklift?"
"How fucking big is your teapot?" asks Paddy.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"