John went to the doctor to pick up his wife's results.
"There's been a mixup," says the doctor, "Your wife either has alzheimers or aids."
"What can we do, " asks John.
""I'd take her to the mall and leave her there," suggests the doctor.
"What will that prove," asks John.
"Well," replies the doc, "If she finds her way home, don't bang her."
"There's been a mixup," says the doctor, "Your wife either has alzheimers or aids."
"What can we do, " asks John.
""I'd take her to the mall and leave her there," suggests the doctor.
"What will that prove," asks John.
"Well," replies the doc, "If she finds her way home, don't bang her."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"