joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Operator: 'What is the nature of your emergency?'

Caller (frantic): 'I need an ambulance! My friend was just run down by a bus!!'

Operator: 'What is the location?'

Caller: 'Please hurry! We're at 2255 Eucalyptus Boulevard!'

Operator: 'Can you spell that for me?'

Caller:

Operator: 'Sir?'

Caller: 'I'm going to drag him over to Pine Street and ring you right back.'

Boru