RE: joke time
March 11, 2021 at 6:54 pm
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2021 at 8:21 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A man is walking home late one night when a woman steps out of a dark alley and husks, ‘Up for it, sport? Just 20 quid.’
He agrees and while they’re going at it in the alley, a policeman shines his torch on the proceedings and says, ‘What’s going on here?’
Indignantly, the man says, ‘I’ll have you know, constable, that I happen to be making love to my wife!’
‘Oh, sorry sir...I didn’t realize.’
‘Truth be told, neither did I until you shined that light in her face.’
Boru
He agrees and while they’re going at it in the alley, a policeman shines his torch on the proceedings and says, ‘What’s going on here?’
Indignantly, the man says, ‘I’ll have you know, constable, that I happen to be making love to my wife!’
‘Oh, sorry sir...I didn’t realize.’
‘Truth be told, neither did I until you shined that light in her face.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
