RE: joke time
March 22, 2021 at 3:50 am
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2021 at 4:47 am by The Valkyrie.)
Me, "Give me all your money or I'll blow your fucking head off!"
Him, "But you don't have a gun!"
Me, "Fuck. Fill on pump four, please."
Him, "But you don't have a gun!"
Me, "Fuck. Fill on pump four, please."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"