A man says to his wife, "Darling, I have a huge problem."
Wife, "We're married. Your problems are my problems. We share everything, remember?"
Man, "Okay. We got your sister pregnant!"
Wife, "We're married. Your problems are my problems. We share everything, remember?"
Man, "Okay. We got your sister pregnant!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"