A German shepherd, a doberman, and a cat die and go to Heaven.
They appear before god, who asks them what they believe in.
The German shepherd responds, "I believe in loyalty, discipline, and defending my master."
"Come sit at my left hand," says god.
The doberman then says, "I believe in love, trust, and being a friend to my master."
"Come sit at my right hand," says god.
All three then look at the cat.
"And what do you believe in?" asks god.
"I believe you're in my seat," responds the cat.
They appear before god, who asks them what they believe in.
The German shepherd responds, "I believe in loyalty, discipline, and defending my master."
"Come sit at my left hand," says god.
The doberman then says, "I believe in love, trust, and being a friend to my master."
"Come sit at my right hand," says god.
All three then look at the cat.
"And what do you believe in?" asks god.
"I believe you're in my seat," responds the cat.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"