Had a visit from my uncle a few days ago.
"It's a bit cold out." He said.
"Tell me something I don't know," I replied.
"Your auntie Mary can take my whole fist!"
"It's a bit cold out." He said.
"Tell me something I don't know," I replied.
"Your auntie Mary can take my whole fist!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"