Text to wife.
"Darling, I've had an accident at work. I fell from a great height and injured my back
"Sara drove me to the hospital. I've had some tests and the doctors think I'm going to be paralysed from the waist down.
"I'll probably be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life!"
Text back, "Who's Sara?"
"Darling, I've had an accident at work. I fell from a great height and injured my back
"Sara drove me to the hospital. I've had some tests and the doctors think I'm going to be paralysed from the waist down.
"I'll probably be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life!"
Text back, "Who's Sara?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"