A woman is walking down the hallway when she hears a loud humming noise coming from her daughter's bedroom. She enters the room to investigate and finds her daughter having a go at herself with an enormous vibrator. 'What in heaven's name are you doing?', asks the shocked mum.
Without hesitation, the daughter replies, 'Mum, I'm 35 years old, I still live with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband.'
Later that day, the father is pottering round the garden when he hears a loud humming noise coming from the shed. Going to investigate, he finds his daughter pleasuring herself with the same vibrator. 'What's going on here?,' he demands.
'Dad, I'm 35 years old, I still live with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband.'
That evening, the daughter is passing through the living room where she sees her parents on the sofa watching telly. Between them, resting on a cushion, is the vibrator, buzzing away like mad.
'What do you think you two are doing?' asks the daughter.
Dad answers, 'Nothing much - just watching a movie with our favourite son-in-law.'
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Without hesitation, the daughter replies, 'Mum, I'm 35 years old, I still live with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband.'
Later that day, the father is pottering round the garden when he hears a loud humming noise coming from the shed. Going to investigate, he finds his daughter pleasuring herself with the same vibrator. 'What's going on here?,' he demands.
'Dad, I'm 35 years old, I still live with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband.'
That evening, the daughter is passing through the living room where she sees her parents on the sofa watching telly. Between them, resting on a cushion, is the vibrator, buzzing away like mad.
'What do you think you two are doing?' asks the daughter.
Dad answers, 'Nothing much - just watching a movie with our favourite son-in-law.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
