A Yorkshireman walks into a vet and says, "Ayyup. Can ye tek a look at me cat. 'E's not bin tha same o' late."
"Certainly," replies the vet, "First things first, is he a tom?"
"Nay," replies the Yorkshireman, "'e's 'ere wit me!"
"Certainly," replies the vet, "First things first, is he a tom?"
"Nay," replies the Yorkshireman, "'e's 'ere wit me!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"