A priest is making the rounds of his parishioner's homes when he sees a nun with a broken bicycle by the side of the road. He pulls over, finds he can't fix the bike, and offers the nun a lift back to the convent.
During the drive, the nun crossers her legs, causing her habit to shift and expose a bit of thigh. Overcome, the priest places his hand on her leg and gives a little squeeze. 'Father!', says the nun. 'Remember Luke 14:10!. The priest apologizes and removes his hand.
A little later on, he changes gears and his hand lands on her thigh again. 'Father!', she says. 'Remember Luke 14:10!'
They arrive at the convent, the nun thanks him and says, 'Don't forget, Father - Luke 14:10!'
Back at the vestry, the priest takes down his Bible and opens it to Luke 14:10, where he reads,
Boru
During the drive, the nun crossers her legs, causing her habit to shift and expose a bit of thigh. Overcome, the priest places his hand on her leg and gives a little squeeze. 'Father!', says the nun. 'Remember Luke 14:10!. The priest apologizes and removes his hand.
A little later on, he changes gears and his hand lands on her thigh again. 'Father!', she says. 'Remember Luke 14:10!'
They arrive at the convent, the nun thanks him and says, 'Don't forget, Father - Luke 14:10!'
Back at the vestry, the priest takes down his Bible and opens it to Luke 14:10, where he reads,
Boru
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