Tim is cuddling under the blankets with his wife on a very cold night.
"My arse is freezing!" she says.
"Let me check, " Tim says and goes under the blanket. A few moments later he reappears and say, "It's like Siberia!"
"It's that cold?" she laughs.
"No, it's fucking massive!"
Tim will be missed.
In lieu of flowers, the family has asked people to make donations to battered stupid men charities.
"My arse is freezing!" she says.
"Let me check, " Tim says and goes under the blanket. A few moments later he reappears and say, "It's like Siberia!"
"It's that cold?" she laughs.
"No, it's fucking massive!"
Tim will be missed.
In lieu of flowers, the family has asked people to make donations to battered stupid men charities.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"