Bloke goes into a confessional. The priest says "Tell me your sin, my son."
Guy says "Father, yesterday I went to a casino in the West End and gambled all the money I had in the world."
"And now you're regretting your foolishness?"
"Oh no, father," said the man, "I won big. I won more money than I've ever dreamed of! And then I found myself in a top night club with a dozen hot porno actresses."
"So, you are feeling guilty for frittering your ill-gotten gains on loose women of easy virtue?"
"No, father," he said. "I had the time of my life. And then they took me to a hotel where they all fucked me in turn and all at once. I had bits of me in every orifice imaginable, and they gave me such incredible blowjobs, I'll be feeling them for weeks!"
"Well," said the priest, "it all sounds most sinful. You'd better say twelve Hail Marys and two Our Fathers."
"Oh, but I'm not Catholic, " said the man.
"Then why are you telling me?"
"Are you kidding, father? I'm telling everyone!"
Guy says "Father, yesterday I went to a casino in the West End and gambled all the money I had in the world."
"And now you're regretting your foolishness?"
"Oh no, father," said the man, "I won big. I won more money than I've ever dreamed of! And then I found myself in a top night club with a dozen hot porno actresses."
"So, you are feeling guilty for frittering your ill-gotten gains on loose women of easy virtue?"
"No, father," he said. "I had the time of my life. And then they took me to a hotel where they all fucked me in turn and all at once. I had bits of me in every orifice imaginable, and they gave me such incredible blowjobs, I'll be feeling them for weeks!"
"Well," said the priest, "it all sounds most sinful. You'd better say twelve Hail Marys and two Our Fathers."
"Oh, but I'm not Catholic, " said the man.
"Then why are you telling me?"
"Are you kidding, father? I'm telling everyone!"
