A priest has a heart attack and is rushed to hospital.
As he is being wheeled through the hospital, he wakes up, looks around, and asks, "Is this heaven?"
"No," replies the nurse, "this is a hospital, and we're passing through the childrens' ward!"
As he is being wheeled through the hospital, he wakes up, looks around, and asks, "Is this heaven?"
"No," replies the nurse, "this is a hospital, and we're passing through the childrens' ward!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"