Paddy and Mick, pissed as chooks, are staggering home from the pub, when Paddy bends down and picks up a mirror.
After looking into it for a few minutes, he hands it to Mick and says, "who's that fella in the picture? He looks familiar."
Mick looks at the mirror for a moment and says, "Of course he looks familiar. It's me, ya dumb cunt!"
After looking into it for a few minutes, he hands it to Mick and says, "who's that fella in the picture? He looks familiar."
Mick looks at the mirror for a moment and says, "Of course he looks familiar. It's me, ya dumb cunt!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"