When the scam artists call, depending on my mood, I'll answer with:
It's done. But there's a lot of blood. This will be our last communication.
You sound pretty, can I wear your skin.
Welcome to hell, satan speaking, want to sell your soul?
If it's a resort with everything included, I ask if the hookers and blow are included.
If it's someone with a deep Indian accent, I ask if they want to charm my snake?
It's done. But there's a lot of blood. This will be our last communication.
You sound pretty, can I wear your skin.
Welcome to hell, satan speaking, want to sell your soul?
If it's a resort with everything included, I ask if the hookers and blow are included.
If it's someone with a deep Indian accent, I ask if they want to charm my snake?