(June 12, 2021 at 11:56 am)Darinda Wrote: The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite pleasantly surprised when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”
They didn't pack it in a can of Crisco, did they?

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.