A Marine comes into town on leave, only to find that the only hotel in town is booked up.
‘But you’ve GOT to have space somewhere,’ pleads the marine. ‘I’ll take anything, honestly.’
‘Well,’ says the manager, ‘I have one double room with just one occupant, a Navy file, and he might be willing to split the cost.’
‘Brilliant, I’ll take it!,’ says the marine.
‘Ok, but before you do, I should tell you - he snores something fierce. So loudly, in fact, that people in the adjoining rooms have complain.’
‘Not to worry,’ says the marine, I can deal with snoring.’ So he signs the register and goes up to his room.
The next morning, the marine comes downstairs looking perfectly well rested. ‘No problem with the snoring, then?’ asks the manager.
‘Nope, never heard a thing.’
‘How on earth did you manage that?’
‘Perfectly simple. He was already asleep when I got to the room. I kissed him gently on the lips and whispered, “Good night, beautiful.” He sat up all night watching me.’
Boru
‘But you’ve GOT to have space somewhere,’ pleads the marine. ‘I’ll take anything, honestly.’
‘Well,’ says the manager, ‘I have one double room with just one occupant, a Navy file, and he might be willing to split the cost.’
‘Brilliant, I’ll take it!,’ says the marine.
‘Ok, but before you do, I should tell you - he snores something fierce. So loudly, in fact, that people in the adjoining rooms have complain.’
‘Not to worry,’ says the marine, I can deal with snoring.’ So he signs the register and goes up to his room.
The next morning, the marine comes downstairs looking perfectly well rested. ‘No problem with the snoring, then?’ asks the manager.
‘Nope, never heard a thing.’
‘How on earth did you manage that?’
‘Perfectly simple. He was already asleep when I got to the room. I kissed him gently on the lips and whispered, “Good night, beautiful.” He sat up all night watching me.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
