A wee boy runs into the house all excited and says, ‘Mummy, I rescued a baby bird on the way home from school!’
‘That’s wonderful, dear! Tell mummy all about it.’
‘Well, I saw him on the ground, so I picked him up and put him back in his nest.’
Mum kisses him, rumples his hair and says, ‘You’re mummy’s brave, clever boy you are.’
‘Thanks, mum. And the best part was, it only took me three throws to get him into the nest!’
Boru
‘That’s wonderful, dear! Tell mummy all about it.’
‘Well, I saw him on the ground, so I picked him up and put him back in his nest.’
Mum kisses him, rumples his hair and says, ‘You’re mummy’s brave, clever boy you are.’
‘Thanks, mum. And the best part was, it only took me three throws to get him into the nest!’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax