Me, walking into a carpet store, "I need to buy a rug."
Employee, "Ha. Are you going to wrap a body in it?"
Me, "Shit. Now I need two rugs!"
Employee, "Ha. Are you going to wrap a body in it?"
Me, "Shit. Now I need two rugs!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"